Roy out! What’d you jerks write on my tombstone, anyway?
Hey, what’s up, there’s WiFi down here! Underworld’s hooked UP
I should live tweet this, right? Right??
Want to take votes on who I’m about to meet? St. Peter?
…with your devil jokes. I’m talking to you, Chad. For real
Even the Staten Island Ferry’s free, but getting across the Styx requires cold hard cash.
Anyone got a quarter? @gofundme
What do you think he spends it on?
You’re gonna want Dramamine for this boat ride when your time comes, just FYI.
Dude! The underworld stole a dog from Harry Potter!
Where’m I gonna end up?
O Good place
O Bad place
O Medium place
They couldn’t know about that time in Vegas. Right?
OMG, made it into Elysium! Sweeeeet!
Orientation video says no cell phones. Bummer.
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