#RIP
Roy out! What’d you jerks write on my tombstone, anyway?
#connected
Hey, what’s up, there’s WiFi down here! Underworld’s hooked UP
#YODO
I should live tweet this, right? Right??
#PearlyGates?
Want to take votes on who I’m about to meet? St. Peter?
#dontatme
…with your devil jokes. I’m talking to you, Chad. For real
#selfie
It’s Charon!
#CoughItUp
Even the Staten Island Ferry’s free, but getting across the Styx requires cold hard cash.
#broke
Anyone got a quarter? @gofundme
#miser
What do you think he spends it on?
#TheMoreYouKnow
You’re gonna want Dramamine for this boat ride when your time comes, just FYI.
#ThreeHeads
Dude! The underworld stole a dog from Harry Potter!
#poll
Where’m I gonna end up?
O Good place
O Bad place
O Medium place
#nervous
They couldn’t know about that time in Vegas. Right?
#nice
OMG, made it into Elysium! Sweeeeet!
#PhoneFreeZone
Orientation video says no cell phones. Bummer.
#latah
Roy out!
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